Asikhulume: Transformation vs. Reconciliation

I have a dream...I don’t really watch a lot of television. But there’s a secret cache of talkshow programmes on South African television on Sunday nights that are quite interesting to watch if you’re in a, thinking, inquisitive, open-minded mood.

The first I watched was Asikhulume, and the second Interface. Interface did a pretty cool piece on the deregulation of the fuel industry in the light of the massive petrol price hike this month.

Asikhulume/Let’s Talk asked an interesting question: “Has the South African government promoted reconciliation at the cost of transformation?” They had 3 semi-famous people on their panel: a black woman whose name I can’t remember, a white dude called Dan Roodt representing Afrikaner interests, and a black man called Aubrey that was the most rational around that whole table (hostess included).

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A slap in the face

The Order of the Phoenix of the Shepherd's Crook of DHOOM!A New Zealander nominated to receive the highest honour from South Africa that a foreigner can receive, the Companion of OR Tambo Award asked for the nomination to be withdrawn. To put things in perspective, this award has been given to Mahatma Gandhi, Kofi Annan and Martin Luther King jnr.

As we say in South Africa: “Eish!” Typically this interjection is followed by raucous laughter after such a massive dis that secures the dissers obvious victory (as well as asserts his superior manhood) over the dissee.

John Minto was the national co-ordinator of the Halt All Racist Tours movement during the 1981 Springbok tour to New Zealand.

According to News24 Mr Minto told the Christchurch Press the following:

“(South Africa) was the democratic country with so much hope and I think for so many people it’s been the deepest of disappointments, and certainly it has been for me.

“I’m just deeply dismayed at what’s happened.”

In an open letter to President Thabo Mbeki, Minto also said, “When we protested and marched into police batons and barbed wire here in the struggle against apartheid, we were not fighting for a small black elite to become millionaires.

“We were fighting for a better South Africa for all its citizens. The faces at the top have changed from white to black but the substance of change is an illusion.”

Here’s hoping that if enough of the right people (such as old anti-Apartheid activists and the growing black middle class) keep complaining, someone will start listening. At the very least here’s hoping that enough people wake up in time to rock the vote.

Loadshedding: BEE and AA to blame… Yeah whatever.

Soccer that might be worth watchingLoadshedding (n): Describing the state of being load-shed. Rolling blackouts, beurtkrag (directly translated: turn-power). Also commonly referred to as “An economy-crippling, job-destroying nightmare of galactic proportions initially thought to be only due to government and Eskom’s short-sightedness regarding the retention of skills.”

I say “initially” because Carte Blanche has opened a nice big, juicy can of worms tonight with their insert entitled “Eskom’s darkest hour.” For those not in the know, Eskom is South Africa’s only electricity-providing utility.

Now to be fair, I don’t regard Carte Blanche as a shining star of investigative journalism. Sometimes they’re just another hype machine, but sometimes they deliver blogworthy stuff ;-D.

My stance today is that while there is likely a major skill-shortage in Eskom (and various other businesses/sectors in South Africa), that is not what has lead us to the point where rolling blackouts are an every day occurance. Once again it’s profiteering gluttony. Capitalism gone mad. Now don’t get me wrong:

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Call of Duty 4 Review

Flash out!

Flash out!

How many First Person Shooters can be praised for its compelling single-player storytelling? How many of those boast a multiplayer component potentially capable of displacing the most entrenched shooter in competitive gaming?

The single player game seizes your attention from the first mission and the intensity doesn’t let up until the closing credits roll. It’s almost like playing a blockbuster movie. Cinematics are in the style of Half-Life’s interactive tram ride but are more visceral, more engaging. The fierce pace of the action combined with the amazing interactive cinematics makes for a single player campaign that does justice to the Call of Duty franchise.

It took about 9 hours to finish the single player game the first time. This includes replaying certain sections a few times as well as stopping to admire the scenery. If you knuckle down and play the game through on the easiest difficulty setting don’t expect anything more than five or six hours of entertainment. You can replay the game at higher skill levels (which only makes the AI more accurate) or take on Arcade Mode where you rush against a timer. This doesn’t make up for the short single player, though.

Occasionally your team mates seem completely useless while other times it’s as if you’re just along for the ride. As with its predecessors, COD4 focusses on infantry combat. You can’t commandeer vehicles, though you do ride shotgun (in a helicopter and Spectre gunship!).

Similar to Battlefield 2142, Call of Duty 4 uses a persistent online profile that stores your rank and accolades. Instead of choosing which new equipment and skills to unlock, players of equal rank have access to the same weapons and perks. You are awarded XP for your performance in every multiplayer match. After amassing enough XP to gain a level you are granted access to new weapons, new perks and new challenges. Weapon attachments (such as sights and silencers) are unlocked by getting kills with the weapon. The weapons themselves are well balanced, but realism is sacrificed at times in favour of balance.

Sometimes you win but it sure doesnt look that way...

Sometimes you win but it sure doesn't look that way...

When you create a new profile you’ll have access to three of the five basic classes. Each class represents a weapon group and is unmodifiable. As soon as the Create a Class feature becomes available the basic classes become redundant, though only five custom classes can be created.

If ranks, levels and unlocks don’t appeal you can always play ModWarfare, a mod that installs with the main game. All equipment and perks are then available but at the cost of fame and glory. The game didn’t ship with bots, so you won’t be able to play  multiplayer game modes unless at a LAN or connected to the Internet.

A multitude of configurable multiplayer game modes are available to suit every occasion. Modes like Free for All and Team Deathmatch are there for those that enjoy the classics. The objective-driven game modes (Headquarters, Domination, Search and Destroy, Sabotage) play best. Headquarters, a capture-and-hold derivative that allows respawning, is a LAN favourite. Search and Destroy features as the equivalent to Counter-Strike’s bomb defuse maps. Depending on the mode you can have a fast paced, no down-time game or a tactical one where death means you’re out for the round.

Infinity Ward has taken what they and others have done well in other games and combined them into a shooter with an excellently told story and multiplayer that just plays well. The graphics and sound are excellent, providing the atmosphere for a truly engaging tale and immersive gaming experience. Call of Duty 4 doesn’t revolutionise the genre but it certainly comes near to perfecting it.

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How many dirty bombs does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many dirty bombs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obsessed?! That’s an awfully strong word…

Dirk Hermann from the Solidarity trade union said that South Africa is becoming increasingly race-obsessed. This was reported by Fin24 almost a month ago in reference to the responses to Jimmy Manyi’s call to have white women removed from the “Previously Disadvantaged” list in Affirmative Action (AA) legislation.

I’m going to cleverly avoid the topic of white women in affirmative action by picking some related topic and focussing on that.

First I was going to disagree about the choice of the word ‘obsessed’ and argue that very few South African are, in fact, obsessed about race. That only those with a roof overhead, food on the table, running water and electricity have the luxury of obsessing about race.

But then I saw a fantastic opportunity: Nitpicking about the word ‘race!’

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Poll: What’s in a name?

This is a poll with a difference. There will be two related questions. I will provide options. You may ignore my options entirely and comment with your own opinion :-)

You may have noticed that my last post deviates from the spirit of the title “W.A.M.” As such, I would like your feedback on this proposed new content as well as a possible name-change.

A. Should W.A.M. contain my thoughts on computer games and technology?

  1. W.A.M. is about socio-political commentary and should be kept as pure and controversial as possible. Keep your technobabble to yourself.
  2. I’d love to read more on W.A.M. than your white-guilt-driven blatherings. It broadens my horizons and whatnot.

B. Should W.A.M.’s name be changed?

  1. No.
  2. To accomodate the new content, most assuredly. A name like “The blog of everything” will suffice.

The glory of maintaining ones own blog is that if no comments are received on this, I get to delete it and act as if the poll never happened… Muha! Muhahaha!

The First rule of Hellgate: London Alpha is…


A lesser author would feel guilty at such blatant plagiarism. But Steve Jobs, quoting Picasso, says, “Good artists copy, great artists steal.” That said, I still extend my heartfelt apologies to Chuck Palahniuk.

By the measure of Picasso (and Jobs) I am the Leonardo da Vinci of the blogging world. If you would dare to call blogging art.

But I digress. Only those gamers who played Diablo for the first time in 1996/97, fell in love with it, and were then forced to wait from 2000 to 2005 for Diablo 2 to be released would understand this fully. Remember the excitement when you were invited to the closed beta? What about the horror of the 100MB beta client download? I was on dial-up at the time so let me assure you that it wasn’t fun.

Now imagine that times 4 gajibazillion. Hellgate: London promised even more than Diablo 2 did (aside: and even D2 disappointed the followers of The Great Hype Machineâ„¢ back then).

Then imagine this in your inbox.

Congratulations! You’ve been selected to be part of the very first group to help test Hellgate: London, the highly-anticipated Action-RPG from Flagship Studios!

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Telkodemonopoly

The title of this post is a term coined at the MyBroadband forums.

Unlike most of the broadband-deprived masses of South Africa I’m not a Telkom basher. Allow me to qualify that, lest I be misunderstood. I’ve received bad service from them before and complained. But I haven’t ever delivered statements like “Telkom is crippling the small business and hampering economic growth.”

Up until recently I argued that the cost and restrictions on broadband in South Africa were necessary due to the limited market and infrastructure. In a country where everyone doesn’t even have a landline and the minority use the Internet at home how can you expect broadband to be cheap? That said, I never quite understood why the cost of normal telecommunications (fixed-line and mobile) is so expensive. Another nagging thought was that even though not everyone had access to a fixed-line service, nearly everyone in the country (including beggars) have a cell phone.

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A road oft travelled

A Ford MustangThere’s something about travelling somewehere.

It can be in a car, airplane, train, bus. Just as long as you’re not driving. It’s probably the time I’m most creative. I sit there with my head against the window in pensive reverie, contemplating any and all things in whatever order they enter my mind. Normally I wish for at least a piece of paper and pen to write down everything that penetrates my contemplative trance but I know that trying to record anything would just interrupt it.

A favourite poem of mine comes to mind.

I heard a thousand blended notes
While in a grove a sate reclined
In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts
Bring sad thoughts to the mind.

William Wordsworth, Lines written in early spring

It is in these daydream states that I explore my musings and prepare them for writing here. Yet when I sit down to type the random thoughts refuse to be beaten into a structure of paragraphs and sentences. It takes ages to shape them into something I’m willing to put my name to.

So I guess, this post is an elaborate apology, and explanation, for why there is not more activity here of late. There are 5 or more incomplete posts lying in the drafts section and they simply refuse to become publish-worthy. Those that know me know that this consternation is just about par for the course anyway.

Writing about not writing. What a novel idea.

South Africa in 2 minutes

So I found myself sitting next to an American on the train the other day. Just to refresh your memories: I’m in Sweden where the use of trains is a practical thing.

Upon discovering that I’m South African the American expresses a desire to learn more of South Africa as he will be visiting the place soon on business. Unfortunately I only had about 2 minutes to this guy’s next stop. All I got to talk about was the crime and where not to go and when not to go there. I had to field questions such as “Is it really that bad?” I tried to reassure him that his contact person(s) in South Africa would know all these things, take good care of him, and that he should listen to their advice about in and around Johannesburg. And then we were at his stop.

Which brings me to our first interactive session. A challenge! You have 2 minutes to tell a foreigner travelling to South Africa about it. You know where he’s going and for the purposes of this challenge you may choose any city/province/region. Go!